Nooooo Onnnneeee...

...fights like Gaston! Takes cheap shots like Gaston! No one persecutes harmless crackpots like Gaston (best line)! He's no princess, but he is is an awesomely egotistical jerk of a villian who, sadly, gets overlooked beneath the Ursulas and Maleficents of the Disney universe. Siiigh.

So! My tribute to Gaston! He's epic.

He flexes his muscles just for you, ladies.

Enjoy!

<3 Kate